one of the most unhinged and terminally-online takes I have seen after federation, blaming us for the CSAM attacks because Hexbear is actually lying about having a coherent message and politic and we're just in it to make people's lives worse actually. Don't try to understand them! You are simply being fooled by their schemes!
if (badThingHappened) {
return "What are the odds Hexbear played a part in this?";
}
Plus, if you can actually read someone's mind and tell whether they're being genuine, wtf are you doing on Lemmy? You should be on TV as The Amazing Mind Reader, showing off your Professor X powers