Like, how's that work? Oooh yeah, lemme get that dessicated anime pussy. Girl are those tiddies real or is that a natron-job? Those thighs their own canoptic jars?

God, stylized necrophilia got me hot & bothered.

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Normally i can sympathize, but something about that ad broke through & made me realize how fuckin weird this bit of horn is.

    Her tittles are far too phat to be properly mummified. Those breasts should be the shape & texture of a cow patty after 3 months in a natron bath. Like, is that gangrene? Are those big mommy milkers turgid with effluvia & corpse gas?

    I hate that ad, and also myself.

    • HectorCotylus [he/him,any]
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      4 years ago

      I've seen mummy hentai before and I hate to break it to you but it's just regular skin underneath. Without the bandages you wouldn't even know she's a mummy. Because magic.

      • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        With magic it'd make sense, since the perfect preservation of the body was the point. But then they wouldn't have all the trappings, it'd just be some snow white shit

    • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]
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      4 years ago

      I kind of want to see this ad ngl but maybe I shouldn't. I'll believe you and not look it up. Still think that all porn requires you to suspend your disbelief for a bit to go along. In this case maybe it was too much and the lie of porn finally snapped in you. Get well my dude, hope you feel better.