Capitalism? What? Fascism has nothing to do with that. Ideas are entirely responsible for fascism. Material conditions? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Fascism wouldn't have existed if Hitler either died as a baby or hadn't written Mein Kampf.
Oh, and, by the way, WWI could have been averted if that archduke didn't get shot. There is nothing more to the outbreak of WWI.
Sincerely, libs.
This is great fish theory. The material Conditions behind the move to land would still exist. The only logical solution would be to destroy the planet.
But that would also negatively impact the marine life. Instead, I propose regular gundam-facilitated patrols along primordial shorelines to find any asshole fish that thinks land might be better, and provide for them a comprehensive education in why that's actually the worst decision possible before returning the newly educated fish to the water.
Aquatic humans evolve, following our timeline but underwater. I know this would happen because nothing good is allowed to happen.
Yeah, they can try to invent fire underwater but all they'll get is some soggy sticks.
The laws of physics will adapt to accommodate the worst possible scenario
What if we give dolphinoid Rosa Luxemburg a water gundam to fight the fish korps
It turns out that time traveling Bernie has followed you. As you prepare to hand over ownership, you feel the barrel of a gun pressed against the back of your head.
"Not today, kid" He says.
Fear stricken, you freeze. He takes advantage of this opportunity to shoot dolphinoid Rosa. He ties you to a large pole and forces you to watch as he butchers her and has her for dinner.
Afterwards, he laughs maniacally before killing you.
He finds asshole fish and drags it onto land.
Fishhook theory remains true!