that scene from LOTR where saruman is pulling the urukhai out of the spawning pits except it's photoshopped to be yakub and the first whites being pulled out of cracker barrels
Aha you think you may have killed me Mr. Putin but that was a disguise, now I am...THE POPE!
There's a fundamental Christian conspiracy theory that the Vatican secretly rules the World and is controlled by gnostic satanist Jesuits or something.
All the major politcial players like UN, EU, NATO, WEF, Putin and Biden are all Vatican puppets. Something something every major polical figure has gone to a Jesuit school, like Trump, Newsom, Cuomo and Fauci and somehow that makes them puppets.
All with the end goal of bringing back Lucifer worship via Mary worship (secretly Venus/Inanna worship or something). And also the Vatican invented Islam to install Mary worship or something. I think the Free Masons which is just a Templar organization are controlled by the Vatican too. Oh and the Illuminati etc too lol, because Adam Weißhaupt was a Jesuit professor.
Also Fascism, National Socialism, Marxism, Socialism, Communism are all invented by the Vatican to implement a worldwide theocracy or something.
Oh yeah and Israel was founded by Templars, because of course they are a Jesuit project too.
There is the black pope (as opposed to the normal white pope we all knoe) that secrety really pulls the strings, aka the superior general of the Society of Jesus.
And of course the royal bloodlines and banking families are all involved too. Oh yeah and the Mafia too lol. Rothschilds are Knights of Malta.
Oh and they all practice Sex Magick or something. Something something semen retention, something something divine androgyne something represented by the Star of David = male + female triangle something Bathomet worship.
I love this theory it makes no sense and literally every conspiracy theory under one roof, it is an absolute curve ball. There's like another million batshit insane theories I didn't mention under this umbrella.
My favourite is the conservatives that claim that the current pope Francis is a communist and is woke and should be replaced
“It it has been said many times and my response has always been that, if anything, it is the communists who think like Christians. Christ spoke of a society where the poor, the weak and the marginalized have the right to decide. Not demagogues, not Barabbas, but the people, the poor, whether they have faith in a transcendent God or not. It is they who must help to achieve equality and freedom” -- Pope Francis
https://onepeterfive.com/pope-communists-think-like-christians/
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The comments on that article are pure conservative brainworms
This was at the peak of their movement when they had Hillary motivating them.
yeah, the white pope is just a figurehead. it's the black pope that holds the real power, and he conducts black masses of course.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superior_General_of_the_Society_of_Jesus)
Ahh so this is one of the Pope's divisions in heaven that he once quipped to Stalin about (apocryphally).
