You're hootin' at the wrong owl, you nursery-rhymin' can o' beans. Keep it in your hat, you ol' dribble-mouthed milk lickers. You're all strawberry and no preserves, ya foghorn-blowin' trolley jumpers. You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya chitlin-spittin' boll weevils. You woke the rooster this time, ya lemon-squeezin' Chicken Littles. Go climb up a chimney, ya toffee-chewin' gopher gobblers. Cool your heels, you jazz-jivin' hound dogs. Go candy a yam, you two-faced spit-lickers. Enough with that, you two-bit son of a peach baskets. You're all curds and no whey, ya scrumble-brained wagon wheelers. Hop on a different horse, you dongle-danglin' carnival barkers. Go climb up a chimney, ya sassafrassin' bellywobblers. Here's the facts, you booger-pickin' old bluenoses. You sat when you shoulda squatted, ya applesauce suckin' Mallo Cups. Hop on a different horse, you hullabaloo'in pooper scoopers.
while the downvotes are funny as fuck and have made this my favorite night in months, please send your death threats to my discord at Chloe#7069 so that you can get your anger out instead of silently downvoting my posts like cowards, please and thank you :)
Downvote me! the last 2 times I asked everyone upvoted me instead :C
Edit: goddamnit
I checked your profile and why isn't there a "simp" button? Like I want to upbear all your posts with one button press please and thank you
i work for none but the people and i have no expectation of recognition, my only request is that you keep fighting the good fight soldier