https://www.mediamatters.org/steve-bannon/steve-bannon-and-his-co-host-discuss-beheading-dr-anthony-fauci-and-fbi-director
Motherfucker got fuckin arrested by the mail man and wanna act like hot shit
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, motherfucker!
Bannon wakes up in a featureless concrete cell. He is chained to a metal chair bolted to the floor.
There is a drain in the floor.
Wray is in front of him, slowly pulling on black leather gloves. He is smiling but his eyes are not.
"You ever wonder who shot JFK, Steve?"
Steve Bannon was grown in one of the toxic barrels from the lab finale of Return of the Living Dead 3.
Man whose dick do I gotta suck to get more Paul Verhoeven movies?
Is it Paul Verhoeven's dick? Cause I'll do it motherfucker, just watch me.
Gonna suck that thing down like it's the only thing keepin' me alive.
"Sir, I'm here to suck your dick for more films, drop your pants, you have 20 seconds to comply."
"Haha no no, it's fine, I want to make more movies."
"Sir, I'm gonna have to insist I suck your dick, you have 15 seconds to comply."
"Bu-"
"Sir."
"...okay."
I want to congratulate you for not going for the low-hanging fruit of spelling it "Cumply" instead of "Comply"
At first it only turned him into Bill Burr but then it got worse and worse.
I love pinging the @FBI account for shit like this.
Does that make me a narc?
You're not a narc if the person you're narcing on is functionally immune to prosecution.
I saw some Karen try to ping the fbi on someone from weird twitter doing a bit about shredding ballots in Nevada but she spelled fbi wrong. It was so funny.
It doesn't make you a narc because it would be really funny if he actually got got by the FBI and that's all that matters
just remembered how fucking lib that song is, still a tune though
