They can't keep getting away with it.

I just wanna fuck the lola bunny.

dm please. I am not a cop

Meth Damon's character in that movie was an incredible display of liberalism. The character was kinda unbelievable until I remembered that a bunch of the FBI are Mormons. But I'm pretty sure Meth Damon's character liked whiskey so idk.

Reid has lost control of his machinery?

Nevada is American Kerala.

$15 minimum wage needs to be its own bill so they can add a bunch of loopholes like it's not for teenagers or produce pickers and also it increases the military budget and lowers taxes for billionaires.

Most of it was for the bear

Are you honking more lines than Dirk Vanbeer?

I got mine because I'm fat. Just signed up and checked the fat box.

I got mine today and it was basically like that. It was at a convention / events center and there were tons of volunteers, red cross people, national guard and nurses. It was very quick and organized. It took me way longer to vote at the same building.

Sometimes you just need to let the world know that it doesn't take 60 senate votes to go kinetic.

Let the Republicans do the dirty work on this one.

It's also funny that AOC is defending her based on identity politics. 8D chess.

:PIGPOOPBALLS:

I made a big deal about the dog being smelly and gave the dog a bath.

What's a nice way to tell your partner to take a bath? I've run out of subtle ways.

I've had power for like three hours in a row. I'm having separation anxiety with the blackouts

Day one I had a blast driving around on the snow but the next day when it started melting into slush it was kind of scary because I couldn't stop. Then later on it turned to a solid block of ice and I fell down drunk a few times.

No I'm not out of touch It's the windmills