They're now saying that Trump secretly watermarked all of the mail-in ballots with quantum bitcoins. I don't know what stage of denial that is.

Tbh I'm extremely unimpressed with Trump's strategy here. All he needed to do was come up with some almost semi-plausible legal argument to overturn the results in a few states and repeatedly hammer it until he created enough doubt that 5 supreme court judges felt they could go along with it. It probably wouldn't have worked, but it would have had a chance. Instead he's whining about all kinds of extraneous stuff like his observers not getting to stand where they wanted and the polls being wrong.