• chmos [any]
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    4 years ago

    I mean, the oval office is only ceremonial anyways. Just let him stay there for four years. The white house tours will come through. A faint "fake newssss" can be heard from behind the chained doors.

      • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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        4 years ago

        And they replace him with a lookalike whenever one dies, like how Winston Churchill agreed to give his house to the National Trust on the grounds that there would always be a be a marmalade cat named Jock, with a white bib and four white socks, in comfortable residence there. They're currently on the 7th Jock, after Jock the 6th retired early to a small home, on account of his blindness.