I mean, the oval office is only ceremonial anyways. Just let him stay there for four years. The white house tours will come through. A faint "fake newssss" can be heard from behind the chained doors.
And they replace him with a lookalike whenever one dies, like how Winston Churchill agreed to give his house to the National Trust on the grounds that there would always be a be a marmalade cat named Jock, with a white bib and four white socks, in comfortable residence there. They're currently on the 7th Jock, after Jock the 6th retired early to a small home, on account of his blindness.
I mean, the oval office is only ceremonial anyways. Just let him stay there for four years. The white house tours will come through. A faint "fake newssss" can be heard from behind the chained doors.
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He just kind of stays in there like a house pet for the rest of his life.
And they replace him with a lookalike whenever one dies, like how Winston Churchill agreed to give his house to the National Trust on the grounds that there would always be a be a marmalade cat named Jock, with a white bib and four white socks, in comfortable residence there. They're currently on the 7th Jock, after Jock the 6th retired early to a small home, on account of his blindness.
The one good thing Winston Churchill did