picturing him resisting by gripping the doorway as they try to pull him out, doing that thing a cat does when you try to get them into a carrier and they make an X with their body
Build a bigger, better White House next door. With blackjack and hookers. But only if the hookers are union.
the weirdos praying in the direction of the white house. I want it. I want vigils and gross looking dudes pretending they'll fight to the last man.
I mean, the oval office is only ceremonial anyways. Just let him stay there for four years. The white house tours will come through. A faint "fake newssss" can be heard from behind the chained doors.
He just kind of stays in there like a house pet for the rest of his life.
And they replace him with a lookalike whenever one dies, like how Winston Churchill agreed to give his house to the National Trust on the grounds that there would always be a be a marmalade cat named Jock, with a white bib and four white socks, in comfortable residence there. They're currently on the 7th Jock, after Jock the 6th retired early to a small home, on account of his blindness.
He'll leave after 12 hours when he realizes no one will deliver his McDonald's meals
He (or someone else)'ll order Doordash and as soon as he opens the door for the burgers, the Secret Service will bumrush through the door to get him out.
I do wonder if Trump has ever been in the Presidential office (down the hall). The Oval Office is supposed to be more of a ceremonial room than a workspace, but that seems like the kinda guy Trump is.
like i think some of those pretending to do work photos were taken there once but not sure
