• ImaDemon [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Listen fat, now back in the day it didn’t matter if you were Xenomorph, Predator, Pony Soldier, phonograph or uhh the other ones. You folks know the rest. It was a different time back then when I was a lifeguard at the human sacrifice altar. Things were different man, human sacrifices were OK and and we didn’t have to worry about the “me too” movement! Now uh I had a good friend, we used to call him “Gravemind”. Now Gravemind used to be a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad little boys, but that cat had an eye for small business! Sure, he might have tried to eliminate all sentient life here and there but uh. But uh, that’s the kind of small business people like. Folks don’t want healthcare. Meaning uhh, they want options like The Flood. This country is all about reaching across the isle and making damn, uh darn compromises!