This isn't a joke post apparently he came to my University to take a test they've been trailing but it wasn't announced or anything so just turned a corner, walked past a blonde guy in a suit, saw he was wearing a poppy and internally labelled him as a wanker then about halfway down the corridor after I passed him it hit me.
I missed the opportunity to yell something at Boris Johnson, I coulda given him the finger or something but no I was disassociating like I always do when I walk and now I missed that chance. You may now crucify me Chapos
I once had the chance to run over Newt Gingrich on my bicycle. That was twenty years ago, and based on my experience I expect you'll regret this for a very long time.