This isn't a joke post apparently he came to my University to take a test they've been trailing but it wasn't announced or anything so just turned a corner, walked past a blonde guy in a suit, saw he was wearing a poppy and internally labelled him as a wanker then about halfway down the corridor after I passed him it hit me.
I missed the opportunity to yell something at Boris Johnson, I coulda given him the finger or something but no I was disassociating like I always do when I walk and now I missed that chance. You may now crucify me Chapos
"Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always."
I once had the chance to run over Newt Gingrich on my bicycle. That was twenty years ago, and based on my experience I expect you'll regret this for a very long time.
U have failed Jezza, and the revolution, by not telling Bojo he's pretty cringe
I yelled at salvini and thats all the praxis ive ever done
I spat on some member of the English Royalty as they drove past from a double decker in Belfast. I think it was Charles or maybe Harry
Was about to call you a lib for not taking out Boris but you've changed my mind
The reality of being an Northern Irish person in England is you if you called everyone wearing a poppy a wanker you'd not only exhaust yourself but everyone would just think your a dick anyway.
For everyone else reading this thread - get a good oneliner ready in case you ever run into a politician you hate. Ideally it's generic enough it works against several of them. "Wanker" is always good ofc but if you find something more cutting, that's even better.
I did that with jeff Bezos once.
Bald guy with a bunch of guards walked by. Oh shit, that was jeff.
Cameron came into the pub i worked at but I was like 16 so i didnt do anything
Regret that to this day
I had an awesome run in with Jack Layton (former NDP leader (slightly socdem lib party in Canada). It's a bit of a long one. So there's a bougie 'buskers' fest every year art the waterfront. I hanging out there with a group of friends meeting dogs. This dude comes running down a hill towards the harbor being chased by cops. He dives in our disgusting harbor that is way too big to swim away to anywhere. This guy in a tiny boat pulls him out of the water and plops him on the pier to get arrested. After seeing this I turn to my left, and right beside me is a dude trying to get elected prime minister. I said 'welcone to halifax.' he smirked and left
I'm trying to think what I would have said, and I'm thinking something like "At this point, you have to realize most people hate you. What kind of messed up person are you that that makes you happy?"
