• hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Would be funny if he accidentally reveals the existence of extraterrestrials by going into one of his bitchy rants about one of them.

      • TheCaconym [any]
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        4 years ago

        When Zeta Reticuli sends its aliens, they're not sending their bests. They're not sending you, they're not sending you. They're sending Greys that have lots of problems; they're bringing anal probes, they're bringing cattle mutilation and crop circles. And some, I assume, are good people.