I mean this is real progress I can get behind
Listen, Jack! America is back in the...in the...you know the thing! Listen here you lying dog-faced - oh sorry I shouldn't have said that...
We demand competant imperialism
I really hope US breaks its own brain and Trump sticks by his guns to stay
"back in the game", ah yes, the U.S. government's favourite pastime: w a r
In most of the world (i.e. almost everywhere apart from western europe and australia) China has already taken USA's place as the prime influencial superpower, except it's influence is based off benevolent investment rather than economic domination and military might. My worry is that the USA lashes out like a cornered animal in desperate acts of imperialism as it wanes.
Lol what is America being "back in the game" supposed to mean for the average American?
Im telling them, we Won't enforce labor laws either locally or by some new NAFTA. I'm telling them go on and burn fossil fuels, we're gonna Frak like you've never seen. I'm telling them human rights don't matter if you're Palestinian! Because we. Are. America and there's nothing we can't do, no country we can't invade or resource we can't liberate in the name of democracy. God bless you and God bless the United States of America
Goodnight
Finally, our long national nightmare of being revealed to be nazis is over
