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  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I would not be surprised to find out he's on a coke and burger bender and is flailing. I really don't see how they can pull off an actual coup with no ground support and against the interest of capital.

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
        ·
        4 years ago

        -2018

        -wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games

        -excited to play some halo 2k19

        -"xbox on"

        -...

        -"XBOX ON"

        -"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"

        -"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"

        -"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"

        -reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest

        -only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night

        -still feeling sick from the 14

        -force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"

        -xbox does nothing

        -i attempt to smile

        -"Connecting to verification server"

        -...

        -"Verification complete!"

        -finally

        -boot up halo 2k19

        -finding multiplayer match...

        -"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"

        -my mother just walked in the room

        -"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"

        -"NO!"

        -"Console entering lock state!"

        -"to unlock drink verification can"

        -last can

        -"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"

        -drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick

        -pour the last half out the window

        -"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"

        -the mountain dew ad plays

        -i have to dance for it

        -feeling so sick

        -makes me sing along

        -dancing and singing

        -"mountain dew is for me and you"

        -throw up on my self

        -throw up on my tv and entertainment system

        -router shorts

        -"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"

        -"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"