• plantifa [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    "Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! MONKEY NEWS" angry monkey noises

    "There was a hairy fella organizing the Chartists 'round the Staffordshire Potteries. Didn't speak a word, but the workers were right chuffed at his 'owling. Said they were impressed with his lanky figure 'n acrobatics."

    Exasperated noise from Engels in anticipation for the reveal

    "Turns out the fella was a chimp, 'n Thomas Cooper trained 'em and paid 'em in bananas in exchange for organizing the English proletariat."

    "Karl! Stop. Talking. Shit. Play a wax cylinder!"

    • plantifa [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Extremely high RN, and now mentally envisioning Karl Marx and the Young Hegelians body-popping at Twiggy's Dance Club