WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A PINEAPPLE FLAVOR IN EVERY VARIETY CASE OF HARD CIDER.

pineapple is the absolute worst type of cider and i used to harshly judge people who drank it. the only person I ever hung out with that drank them turned out to be a chud, and i have to believe that there's a connection. since my partner hates it too and i don't want to pour them out, I'm forced to drink it!

when communism is established pineapple will only be allowed to be used as a topping on pizza.

  • AllTheRightEngels [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    As a bit of a cider aficionado- I have never seen pineapple cider in any form, nevermind in variety packs, that sounds odd to me. But as a huge pineapple fan and cider fan you could just give them to me

    • charles_xcx [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I've tried three different variety packs recently and every single one had a pineapple flavor. a few local breweries make some and it was really common to find at bars too. maybe it's just because I live in a cold area and pineapple cider reminds people of the tropics or something lol.

      but sure! just give me your name, address, primary phone number so I can call you if something comes up, and social security number so I can just run a quick background check!