WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A PINEAPPLE FLAVOR IN EVERY VARIETY CASE OF HARD CIDER.
pineapple is the absolute worst type of cider and i used to harshly judge people who drank it. the only person I ever hung out with that drank them turned out to be a chud, and i have to believe that there's a connection. since my partner hates it too and i don't want to pour them out, I'm forced to drink it!
when communism is established pineapple will only be allowed to be used as a topping on pizza.
hell yeah grapefruit is definitely my favorite flavor for alcohol, i actually had some grapefruit cider last night. I'm a big fan of greyhounds and palomas too