WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A PINEAPPLE FLAVOR IN EVERY VARIETY CASE OF HARD CIDER.

pineapple is the absolute worst type of cider and i used to harshly judge people who drank it. the only person I ever hung out with that drank them turned out to be a chud, and i have to believe that there's a connection. since my partner hates it too and i don't want to pour them out, I'm forced to drink it!

when communism is established pineapple will only be allowed to be used as a topping on pizza.

  • handystack [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Tapache is delicious. Tropical flavored ciders kinda bug me though because of all the shipping/trucking that separates major apple growing regions from places that can produce things like pineapples.

    • charles_xcx [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      i looked that up and that does sound good. I'll have to try it if I ever buy a pineapple lol