WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A PINEAPPLE FLAVOR IN EVERY VARIETY CASE OF HARD CIDER.
pineapple is the absolute worst type of cider and i used to harshly judge people who drank it. the only person I ever hung out with that drank them turned out to be a chud, and i have to believe that there's a connection. since my partner hates it too and i don't want to pour them out, I'm forced to drink it!
when communism is established pineapple will only be allowed to be used as a topping on pizza.
yeah, I came to this all because my dad homebrewed beer my whole life so I learned how to do a lot of brewing stuff as a kid. the hardest part of making beer is dialing in your processes to make it really good, but you learn a shitload of engineering/plumbing/problem solving along the way.