look at that smug little grin. he know what he's doing.
"Go back", he typed, with his unflippered front extremities, sitting on the continental shelf, finding saltwater to be "a bit spicy" :pseudorca:
If you think about it, distance yourself from our planet and our species. That's a crazy ass chemical reaction taking place. A bit of water and carbon, and boom planetary annihilation so bad it was even self aware for a moment!
free of global warming
It's been rather warm on this planet before. And huge volcanic erruptions have blocked the sun and filled the air with CO2 and sulfuric compounds. It just never happend on this scale within a hundred years.
Maybe we'd just have the planet be fucked by some sapient invertebrate species instead
Invertebrates had colonised land long before our tetrapod asses dragged ourselves onto a beach for the first time though
