What a visionary.

  • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Thy were filtered through Herkimer diamonds, which he made sure to fully say every time he mentioned it in the ad, which I'm sure is because such an exotic and expensive-sounding gem must be a serious selling point. It probably isn't anything nefarious, like Herkimer diamonds actually being the nickname for a random type of quartz crystal, meaning he legally can't just say 'diamonds'. Nossir, Dan Akroyd is far more trustworthy than that.