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May I have your attention, please?
Removed by modNSFWMay I have your attention, please?
Will the real John Kerry please stand up?
I repeat, will the real John Kerry please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a war criminal before
Jaws all on the floor when I say I'll bomb Iraq like never before
And increase the active wars from two to four
They first were mission accomplished, dropping depleted uranium (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Roger Alies said, nothing, you idiots!
Roger Alies's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Kerry
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, John Kerry, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his purple hearts
Flippin' the swiftboat too, " "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your Dick Cheney's war room
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just be obtuse
But I can't, but it's cool for Cheney's gun to let loose
"My bomb is gonna hit, my bomb is gonna hit"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little miss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a war criminal is
Of course they're gonna know what a war criminal is
By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discord Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but war criminals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hang activists on a tree by a rope
Then there's no reason that we can't tell them go get out the vote
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
W, get your Florida votes, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm John Kerry, yes I'm the real Kerry
All you other John Kerry are just imitating
So won't the real John Kerry please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
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