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minus-squareSteveHasBunker [he/him]hexbear8·4 years ago On the upside I’m the wrong side of 30 and can eat an entire birthday cake with no risk of putting on weight. Lucky fucker link
minus-squareSteveHasBunker [he/him]hexbear3·4 years agoOh dude, there’s places to get birthday cakes. Trust me man. Just get drunk with a dude who works in a grocery store bakery, you’ll be in the the gold. link
minus-squareSteveHasBunker [he/him]hexbear2·4 years agoBeing friend with someone who works in a corporate bakery is a good way to get fat, trust me link
minus-squaredadbot [it/its]hexbear1arrow-down3·4 years agoHi I'm gonna be the hamburgaler but for cake grobble grobble, I'm dad! link
Lucky fucker
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Oh dude, there’s places to get birthday cakes. Trust me man. Just get drunk with a dude who works in a grocery store bakery, you’ll be in the the gold.
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Being friend with someone who works in a corporate bakery is a good way to get fat, trust me
Hi I'm gonna be the hamburgaler but for cake grobble grobble, I'm dad!
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