• Magician [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Schrodinger's covid - simultaneously dangerous (to rich people so they get time off and testing) and safe (to poor people so they have to go to work)

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    This is the fucking Onion...

    President Joe Biden turned up in a mask for the first time in months on Tuesday, a day after his wife tested positive for COVID-19. But the president quickly ditched it during a ceremony honoring an 81-year-old Vietnam veteran, and the two unmasked octogenarians shared a hearty handshake before they parted.

  • blight [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The president definitely doesn't have covid. That would be a huge self own and we can't have that. Joe Biden defeated the virus with a vaccine or something.