It's mayonnaise with the absolute maximum flavor white people can handle added into it. Gives them a sense of adventure with the added benefit of destroying whatever flavor the food has to offer
I'm sorry do you not look at salads and go this needs mayonnaise and cream added to it??? We do apparently, because having a meal with vegetables as the focus is fuckin terrifying
It's mayonnaise with the absolute maximum flavor white people can handle added into it. Gives them a sense of adventure with the added benefit of destroying whatever flavor the food has to offer
I finally looked up wtf ranch was
Yanks use that shit as a salad dressing?!
I'm sorry do you not look at salads and go this needs mayonnaise and cream added to it??? We do apparently, because having a meal with vegetables as the focus is fuckin terrifying
"Did you know that before they invented ranch nobody had ever eaten a raw vegetable before?" -Jim Gaffigan
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I'm a huge sucker for a spinach-basrd salad with a good vinaigrette, definitely the best way to do it
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