It's mayonnaise with the absolute maximum flavor white people can handle added into it. Gives them a sense of adventure with the added benefit of destroying whatever flavor the food has to offer
I finally looked up wtf ranch was
Yanks use that shit as a salad dressing?!
I'm sorry do you not look at salads and go this needs mayonnaise and cream added to it??? We do apparently, because having a meal with vegetables as the focus is fuckin terrifying
"Did you know that before they invented ranch nobody had ever eaten a raw vegetable before?" -Jim Gaffigan
I'm a huge sucker for a spinach-basrd salad with a good vinaigrette, definitely the best way to do it
What if I told you mayonnaise is used as a dressing itself. I grew up in the south and my grandmother used to literally refer to mayonnaise as dressing, as in put some dressing on this sandwich. Just the thought of it now makes me gag.
oh, to be a :LIB:. Eating brunch and talking about Harry Potter, oblivious to how the world functions
I was in the pub not to long ago eating a kind of brunch if you count drinking beer around 3pm and I actually heard a lad (as in at least in his 20's) say "Controversial opinion....." and the others at the table stopped and put their focus on him "I don't think Harry Potter is a very good wizard" . Turns out it was not a very controversial opinion as everyone else agreed with him.
uhm i don't mean to be rude but it looks like one of the servers here is not wearing gloves, we will be taking our business elsewhere thank youuuuu 😙
There was somebody on this site who predicted half a million covid deaths in the US by the beginning of next year. That seemed like a lot at the time but if this is representative of what the holiday season is gonna look like for essential workers, that might be a reasonable estimate.
There's a certain brand of mayonnaise my friend hates because it's too spicy for him. That particular brand.
Did you make this? Looks like the debit card from a local credit union, and I definitely recognize those voices lol
In my state that's the card that unemployment+pandemic assistance money comes on. not sure about other states though
