England is a US vassal state and you're all part of the rebel alliance and traitors! transshork-happy

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I have a hard time keeping track when it comes to how powerful Russia is.

    Are they omnipotent techno-gods? They're controlling even the tiniest websites, and with the mere swish and click of a mouse can decide who the President of the United States is. They're turbo-evil deities playing 3D chess.

    Are they peasants with no brains? They're sending millions of people into a human meat grinder armed with shovels, and they don't know what "tank" or "airplane" are. They're orcs who are born out of mud holes.

    Something something, parenti, send Xeet.

    • duderium [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      They can decide who the president is, except in 2020, because reasons. Obama was also president during the so-called shenanigans of 2016, but he is blameless.