Too many br*nds at the grocery store, I can't decide, why do we need 14 br*nds of laundry detergent? Destroying br*nds is essential for the revolution.

There will be one br*nd of soup. One br*nd of soap. One br*nd of orange juice.

Lenin's Own Orange Juice. A man we can trust.

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    workplace pooping stations really need more bidet options

    edit: but then greg from accounting in there like "why did they install a drinking fountain here? well i am thirsty..." :cat-confused:

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        but becky from hr keeps using it as a urinal, and im pretty sure steve said something about "the diarrhea bowl" being convenient after tacobell tuesday :sadness: i dont want that on my butt

        update: greg died of cholera and now the breakroom is closed. no more banana nut muffins :deeper-sadness: