Imagine if Jesus existed today in a world with mass media.
There’d be news about this magic Jewish dude healing people with terminal cancer, the media would try and “debunk” it but find out it was totally true. Then millions of people with illnesses would flock to wherever he was. The government would probably have to set up some triage center to sort all the people trying to get healed, sort out all the crazies and hypochondriacs. Jesus would spend like 16 hours a day touching a giant line of people.
Plus yah know the government would probably also kidnap him at some point to try and figure out how he was doing it and have scientists probe at him.
Imagine if Jesus existed today in a world with mass media.
There’d be news about this magic Jewish dude healing people with terminal cancer, the media would try and “debunk” it but find out it was totally true. Then millions of people with illnesses would flock to wherever he was. The government would probably have to set up some triage center to sort all the people trying to get healed, sort out all the crazies and hypochondriacs. Jesus would spend like 16 hours a day touching a giant line of people.
Plus yah know the government would probably also kidnap him at some point to try and figure out how he was doing it and have scientists probe at him.
This sounds like a premise to a weird anime
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Poor exhausted Jesus trying to save all these motherfuckers
lmao thank you so much for this calculation, I love napkin math like this.