call in sick, fuck em

Tell em you are feeling sick and had to take a rona test

I hope you're at least getting holiday pay

You don't owe them anything, just try to make it convincing. Mybe your partner or you can do something with makeup.

I have Thanksgiving and probably Christmas off and I hate it because I know someone will ask me if I'm working those days and be all like "Aww, well I hope you have a good time with your [family/whatever]." I don't have any of that. :(