Shows how people, deep down, really just wanna fuck a dragon and their weird penis.

  • LargeAdultSon [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Do we have any intel on the substance they ejaculate? For some reason, I've always imagined it would smell like the nasty chemical sludge that came out when I popped a stress ball one time, but it has to be safe to ingest, though, right?

    I think what I'm really asking is... Can it double as a chocolate fountain?

    (I don't like chocolate fountains. But a dragon dick cumming white chocolate all over dainty desserts is a thing more dinner parties should include.)

    • Coincy [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      You can get cum scented stuff, but that's a bit too much for me. Other than that it's just water based lube that is white