Shows how people, deep down, really just wanna fuck a dragon and their weird penis.
we get it, you fuck dolphins. that's not even weird on the internet anymore.
I was going to edit to add that this is just a joke. grammar is dead and we killed it.
yeah too bad their ceo used to run a website about how he wants to fuck reptiles, like, actual ones, including how-to guides
that being said yea we need more fantasy dong companies, 482397 different variants on human dongs is boring as hell
furries are, apparently, either edgy libertarian dumbasses or super leftist and cool. This is based on my friend who is poly and in relationships with a few furries and is now a furry by association.
fortunately furries are (generally) very good at ousting nazis and dogfuckers, and is like, the only online community that's good at ousting the nazis - varka was just very, very good at covering his tracks, just fucked up the whois record, other than that there wasn't really any way to link the two together
but otherwise yeah if someone tells you they're a furry odds are good they're also gay and/or trans and communist
From what I've seen, the furry community is really great about driving Nazis and sick fucks out. Not that there aren't still Nazifurs, but they're stuck in their own gross corners of the internet and probably not making money off the general community. (Not a furry, but do furry-ish art sometimes so am kinda furry-adjacent. Also my bar might just be really low, because of how many metal communities I've been in where folks are pretty ok with Nazi shit if the music goes hard.)
Do we have any intel on the substance they ejaculate? For some reason, I've always imagined it would smell like the nasty chemical sludge that came out when I popped a stress ball one time, but it has to be safe to ingest, though, right?
I think what I'm really asking is... Can it double as a chocolate fountain?
(I don't like chocolate fountains. But a dragon dick cumming white chocolate all over dainty desserts is a thing more dinner parties should include.)
You can get cum scented stuff, but that's a bit too much for me. Other than that it's just water based lube that is white
you are like a little baby to me, watch:
pumps out gelatin eggs
Always thought it peculiar since dragons can often shapeshift
Why would you want a scaly knob that's meant for a vagina filled with razor sharp shards of obsidian glass instead of a customized bespoke penis on demand?
Answer me that wwwwiiiizzzaaarrrdddss
I've seen the size of a dragon dildo, at that point just go sit on a bed post or something, I mean holy shit.
Just looked it up and I'm scared and intrigued. Part of me though thinks it's super cool people are exploring their sexuality. I don't think I get it yet need to do some soul searching but whatever makes people happy.
