• TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I'm too short for door #1, my skin is too bad to be #2, and I'm built like a frau (as my friend from Wisconsin says) and very straight, so #3 is out. So IDK, I guess that means that Obummer isn't in to me? I think that means I win. How does this game work?

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      You choose the option that best represents yourself and then you are crushed repeatedly until you learn patterns

      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Lol I was just thinking that the only way to win the Obama Dating Game is to not play, and totally forgot that the image for this post is related to a video game. To be fair, I don't know how that game works either.