Tag yourself, I'm long-legged socialist.
If you don't get it, read this fragment from Obama's new memoir
Yeah, I was surprised to see basically nobody point out how goddamn weird and creepy it is that he referred to them in that way.
gonna start to call all girls qualifier+ the one thing i remember about them like obama
I'm too short for door #1, my skin is too bad to be #2, and I'm built like a frau (as my friend from Wisconsin says) and very straight, so #3 is out. So IDK, I guess that means that Obummer isn't in to me? I think that means I win. How does this game work?
You choose the option that best represents yourself and then you are crushed repeatedly until you learn patterns
Lol I was just thinking that the only way to win the Obama Dating Game is to not play, and totally forgot that the image for this post is related to a video game. To be fair, I don't know how that game works either.