*designed by navy seals

Why would navy seals be qualified to design an electronic device? How do six pack abs make you a better military force? I once saw a discussion under a joe rogan video where they were arguing about how many times you have to shoot a navy seal to kill them. 13. They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them. Maybe six pack abs can stop a bullet?

  • Tastysnack
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  • Weedian [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    This scam has been around forever, I remember those vibrating 6 pack belts being sold on late night tv infomercials back in the 90s

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    I once saw a discussion under a joe rogan video where they were arguing about how many times you have to shoot a navy seal to kill them. 13. They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them.

    I love the internet so fucking much

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    It's an Elon version of "designed." You write down in crayon what you want to happen and then hire some Chinese people to actually make it.

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      I mean the actual answer is that they're lying, but I'd be very surprised if they could get the SEAL to remove the crayon from his nose

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them.

    I'm a big fan of Jon Polito even though his small role in the Miami Vice series was so bad as to be embarrassing. Anways - here's a clip that has no relation - none at all - to this thread. I'm only sharing it for the sole reason I'm a big fan of Jon Polito and the Coen Brothers: movie clip.

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    For all your tacticool fucking needs.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      I think OP is being sarcastic but I don't have the DARPA device

      Show

      EDIT: This is the dunk tank lol

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    that works out, because each pack of the tactical abs absorbs 2 bullets. once the abs have been compromised to a permanent end, the final shot (#13) penetrates their gut, leaking energy drink and dip juice into their blood stream, effectively frying their pea brains in stims.

    all of this was laid out explicitly in the documentary/video game Contra for NES.

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