"This morning on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, we have a hearing on the matter of getting every member of our government fighting for Venezuela's freedom chicken mcnuggies and a kiss on their boo-boo, in light of recent events."
"Furthermore, we believe it would be best in this critical moment, for every US citizen to support our brave, kind, freedom fighters. If they meet one of said individuals such as Elliott Abrams, as their barista or their personal old-timey rickshaw driver (don't worry, it's not racist), we invite you to provide them with encouraging words such as 'there, there', 'you did your best', and 'I'm actually 1/16th latino and I think what you're doing ROCKS', alongside a soft pat on the back or shoulder."
"This morning on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, we have a hearing on the matter of getting every member of our government fighting for Venezuela's freedom chicken mcnuggies and a kiss on their boo-boo, in light of recent events."
"Furthermore, we believe it would be best in this critical moment, for every US citizen to support our brave, kind, freedom fighters. If they meet one of said individuals such as Elliott Abrams, as their barista or their personal old-timey rickshaw driver (don't worry, it's not racist), we invite you to provide them with encouraging words such as 'there, there', 'you did your best', and 'I'm actually 1/16th latino and I think what you're doing ROCKS', alongside a soft pat on the back or shoulder."