This is your brain on marketing and zero self awareness.
I like my beard because laziness and it’s clear that my body wants to grow one (regrows so damn fast) and it pairs nicely with my olive skin tone and rugged jaw line, but I hate shit like this. I just want a goddamn wet shave not a marketing pitch on a twelve step beard regimen, barber!
Is this guy getting a check for making this shit? Does he have sponsored posts or something? It's either that or he's out of his fucking mind. I could not imagine scouring your living area looking for objects to make the same 2 jokes 100 times. But if I got paid more than my shit ass stupid job then 👀
This is your brain on marketing and zero self awareness.
I like my beard because laziness and it’s clear that my body wants to grow one (regrows so damn fast) and it pairs nicely with my olive skin tone and rugged jaw line, but I hate shit like this. I just want a goddamn wet shave not a marketing pitch on a twelve step beard regimen, barber!
Is this guy getting a check for making this shit? Does he have sponsored posts or something? It's either that or he's out of his fucking mind. I could not imagine scouring your living area looking for objects to make the same 2 jokes 100 times. But if I got paid more than my shit ass stupid job then 👀
I like my beard cuz I look like a 16 year old without it