• RNAi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah, probably they hire someone to do it for them, because of anti terrorism reasons.

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Oh, right.

        Yet it wouldn't surprise me if they were public masturbators.

        • gayhobbes [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.

          • RNAi [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Oooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink.

            • gayhobbes [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Yes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune

              • RNAi [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                And you can only be AT the beach if you work as baywatcher?

                • gayhobbes [he/him]
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                  4 years ago

                  You're at the beach if that's the location you're in ("Hi, mom, I'm at the beach!") versus that being where you're doing something ("Hi mom, I'm having sex on the beach!")