Big "my school in suburban Louisiana not letting us go out for recess on 9/11 in case the terrorists decided to crash a plane into our playground" energy.
Where else would terrorists hit if not in the heart of America, the suburbs?
Now that just sounds like your teachers were coconspirators getting everyone in the same building
Mental image of a Piper Cub crashing into a swingset throwing wreckage all over the monkey bars.
Reminder that the NYPD has officers stationed all over the fucking planet
Have you not seen Die Hard? Everyone knows NYPD cops are just like John McClane and not Paul Blart.
Fucking what?
These have got to just be some of those cronyism handout jobs, right? Like US Ambassador to Monaco or whatever?
ahahahah fucking Santo Domingo delegation just sip mojitos and jerk off in the beach all the fucking day
Yeah, probably they hire someone to do it for them, because of anti terrorism reasons.
Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.
Oooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink.
Yes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune
You're at the beach if that's the location you're in ("Hi, mom, I'm at the beach!") versus that being where you're doing something ("Hi mom, I'm having sex on the beach!")
The things people do when horny dude, the Santo Domingo delegation is gonna have to pick some grains out in the morning
Think it's time we send a delegation to Santo Domingo if that's the case
WTF, soo like 800+ military bases wasn't enough? the NYPD thought, hey I can do imperialism too!.
hahahah what the fuck
y'all keep on surprising me with the dumbest shit. why are there goddamn new york cops in singapore lmao
High on money probably if they can waste it on monitoring the situation in Beirut.
For those curious about why the NYPD would bother posting about this: Brief article about their international presence and massive amounts of overfunding that even the FBI think is wasteful
