I had a weird dream where it was the revolution, we were in a submarine and using it to knock down a bridge, but one comrade wouldnt get in and close the hatch because they were claustrophobic. then somehow within the dream i felt the painful need to piss after youve held it forever, as well as the alarming feeling of shit sliding out of my ass right this second ready or not.

I woke up, I neither had to piss or shit, but my legs were very asleep cuz I slept in a strange position.