• hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
      7·
      4 years ago

      I think of left sectarianism kind of like this:

      I refuse to work with my cellmate to escape from the prison I'm in. Why? Because once we've broken out of our cell, evaded the guards, escaped the prison grounds, avoided detection by the police, and escaped the country, he wants to open a restaurant while I want to be a farmer.

      • anonymous_ascendent [none/use name]
        9·
        4 years ago

        It’s more like:

        I want to escape from prison but my cell mate keeps screaming and banging his head against the walls and making a bunch of noise, and sometimes he rats me out to the guards. There’s a group of hardcore prisoners here who specialize in breaking people out and have done it 40 times successfully. I’m going to leave my weird cell mate here and go with the guys who know what they are doing and have this down to a science.

    • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
      4·
      4 years ago

      insert comment seeming to agree but with the message "anarchists never had a successful revolution" cleverly hidden in it.

        • YeetTheRich1 [none/use name]
          2·
          4 years ago

          One must not allow oneself to be misled by the cry for “unity.” Those who have this word most often on their lips are those who sow the most dissension, just as at present the Jura Bakuninists in Switzerland, who have provoked all the splits, scream for nothing so much as for unity. Those unity fanatics are either the people of limited intelligence who want to stir everything up together into one nondescript brew, which, the moment it is left to settle, throws up the differences again in much more acute opposition because they are now all together in one pot (you have a fine example of this in Germany with the people who preach the reconciliation of the workers and the petty bourgeoisie)--or else they are people who consciously or unconsciously (like Mühlberger[*], for instance) want to adulterate the movement. For this reason the greatest sectarians and the biggest brawlers and rogues are at certain moments the loudest shouters for unity. Nobody in our lifetime has given us more trouble and been more treacherous than the unity shouters.

    • RedLeg [he/him,any]
      1·
      4 years ago

      I hate sectarianism. The more I read about the Russian Revolution it is more and more apparent that solidarity was the key to success. And those who did not act in solidarity, their actions only played in the hands of the most violent reactionaries.

      We gotta understand time isn't on our side, and socialists must unite. But we've also gotta make sure we remain accountable to the working class and work only in their interests.

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      4 years ago
      Copypasta ahead

      "AH HA! Fucking dumbass😎😎😎 don’t you know? Only my 🦄special🦄 leftist tendency is correct! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 HA HA LMAO you idiot🤡🤡🤡🤡 you think working with people 🤝🤝🤝🤝 you disagree with 👹 to help alleviate people’s material conditions is good? 😆 LOL no! Every lefty of my internet posting style 🙈🙉🙊 knows helping people while working other tendencies is STUPID 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

      So what if people we care about are being hunted and murdered by reactionary forces? 🚓 I would still never help other tendencies! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Since I’m relatively comfortable 🤠🤠🤠🤠 I don’t feel the immediacy of reactionary threats like other people and can afford to argue on the internet all day!✊✊✊✊✊ See once you under stand that you understand how needless arguments are actually praxis AH HA HA 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

      In fact I’d rather be killed ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ by reactionary forces 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 in the future than admit other tendencies might have something important to say.

      Fuck other tendencies even if they want to help me! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Even if they reach out IRL NOT INTERESTED!🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑 Now excuse me I’m going to go back to being right on the internet as my praxis for the day! See you loser!"

      Also I'm running out of original jokes, how can you tell?