Best one gets 5 schmeckles. 10 if you make it up.
I'll start "Equality of opportunity is not equality of outcome"
You don't get to have a place to live or food to eat but technically everyone could be an astronaut if you just believe hard enough.
"I'm getting attacked from both sides, so I must be doing *something * right!"
Isn’t that a Jordan Peterson proverb? I’ve only heard two people use that terminology in my life: JP and a bourgeois conservative I know.
My favorite is when liberals say Trump is a traitor, but then say that we need to build bridges with Trump voters when we complain about capitalism. Like, Trump voters are okay with you calling their guy a traitor, but suddenly you care about their feelings when we start talking more systemically?
