"Ackchyually backyard chicken eggs are vegan"
"Ackchyually honey is vegan"
"Ackchyually horseback riding is vegan"
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT VEGAN AND NEVER CLAIMED TO BE, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO DO VEGANISM
"Ackchyually backyard chicken eggs are vegan"
"Ackchyually honey is vegan"
"Ackchyually horseback riding is vegan"
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT VEGAN AND NEVER CLAIMED TO BE, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO DO VEGANISM
Honestly the world would be better off if people were just less preoccupied with the aesthetics of virtue. All this "um ackshyually"-ing is a half-measure, Walter. These people should either stop doing bad things, or they should just flat-out say, "I'm a bad person, what do you want from me?", and stop wasting people's time.