"Ackchyually backyard chicken eggs are vegan"
"Ackchyually honey is vegan"
"Ackchyually horseback riding is vegan"
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT VEGAN AND NEVER CLAIMED TO BE, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO DO VEGANISM
you see im a lacto-ovo-equio-apinio-vegetarian and you vegans are NOT better than me
Some of the most treatbrained ones try to claim chicken is some fancy Latin prefix variant of vegetarian. Can't go without breaded industrialized cruelty with hunny mussy.
The Japanese word for chicken is literally "garden bird" so it's vegan cuz it's from the garden, right?
It literally takes two fucking seconds to take out one's phone and type into duckduckgo "why is [thing] not vegan", seriously, why do people "um ackshyually" things when all this does is show their supreme lack of curiosity about other perspectives that are right at their fingertips
Deep down they know we're right and they feel bad for doing not-vegan things
Honestly the world would be better off if people were just less preoccupied with the aesthetics of virtue. All this "um ackshyually"-ing is a half-measure, Walter. These people should either stop doing bad things, or they should just flat-out say, "I'm a bad person, what do you want from me?", and stop wasting people's time.
And lacking that curiosity, it takes even less time to think "oh this person isn't comfortable with my proposition, maybe I should just drop it/apologize" rather then spouting off about how it's fine actually
Point is, it's not hard to just not be a jackass
