Linear time is a Capitalist fiction to sell more watches, real leftists practice Kairos
have you considered the time zone?
a zoning bureaucracy created to determine which section of the timeline you are currently experiencing. these time zones experience rollbacks, and rollforwards, on a regular basis, as the zoning commission struggles to account for their unruly time dilations.
they tell you "oh haha today is good morning sunday morning december sixth!" but you can plainly see that where you are its still the fifth. meanwhile, by the time youre having eggs and toast on the real sixth, greg from accounting on vacation in samoa is experiencing the seventh, and has to rush back to work! they stole his vacation!
clearly we can see who benefits from this state of affairs. it is none other than the capitalist!
we must bring about a new diliniation of time, under which all our comrades can be equally well assured that the time they are experiencing is well and truly theirs.
we must seize the means of time keeping
