I have been informed by a colleague of mine that this website is intended for Cultural Marxists. For those of you familiar with my work, you will know that I am not a fan of this project. Not a fan at all. However, with my recent return to maintaining my Youtube channel as well as the release of my new book, Beyond Order: 12 More Rules For Life (Available for pre-order on Amazon), I’ve been feeling an uncharacteristic spike in my trait neuroticism.

Given that Cultural Marxists tend to be further up the hierarchy of trait neuroticism and that those with higher trait neuroticism are almost always near the top of the Pareto distribution for those with access to benzodiazepine, I am writing on this forum in the hopes that one of you will reach out to me and provide me with a supply. I will, of course, compensate you. Unlike you Cultural Bolshevik types, I have some respect for what it takes to acquire a supply of benzodiazepine and it’s not about labor! Let me tell you that!

Apologies for the digression my mind is a little hazy lately. Thank you for your time.

Edit: Dr. Peterson has acquired some benzodiazepine from one of your Canadian users and is now taking a nap. Thank you for your assistance

  • CommieTommy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    for the 3rd rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
    three clean rooms,
    two ribeye steaks,
    and a Peterson in a pear tree

    for the 4th rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
    four crawling lobsters,
    three clean rooms,
    two ribeye steaks,
    and a Peterson in a pear tree

    for the 5th rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
    five hierachieeeeees,
    four crawling lobsters,
    three clean rooms,
    two ribeye steaks,
    and a Peterson in a pear tree

    • emizeko [they/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      for the melody how about "fooooouuuur hierarchieeees"

      I like the direction you went with it, you knew what I meant musically

      • CommieTommy [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        actually that should probably go in instead of 5 golden rings, hmm now what do we put in instead of four calling birds?

        Actually, four crawling lobsters works

        ah that's better, this site is already on its way to creating a modern masterpiece