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  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Strap a dildo to a 6 ft long pole and use that on them while you jerk off. Or have them use it on you. Better yet, you could both have dildo spears and have a duel.

    Damn, that actually sounds pretty fun, now I want a dildo spear.

    • HectorCotylus [he/him,any]
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      4 years ago

      dildo: https://www.amazon.com/Tyjie-Realistic-Crystal-Beginners-S%C7%94cking/dp/B086VYGTQQ/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=anti+cavalry+dildo&qid=1607313976&sr=8-4

      10-ft PVC pipe: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Charlotte-Pipe-3-4-in-x-10-ft-PVC-Schedule-40-Plain-End-DWV-Pipe-PVC-04007-0600/100348472

      duct tape: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Duck-Pro-1-88-in-x-60-yds-Silver-All-Purpose-Duct-Tape-242760/309334754?

      DIY for about $30. Obviously don't actually buy from the Amazon link; support your local mom&pop sex shop.