Simply cover your partner in a tarp and get to it
I mean, just be careful
There's definitely people out there in the same boat who are also DTF
Strap a dildo to a 6 ft long pole and use that on them while you jerk off. Or have them use it on you. Better yet, you could both have dildo spears and have a duel.
Damn, that actually sounds pretty fun, now I want a dildo spear.
dildo: https://www.amazon.com/Tyjie-Realistic-Crystal-Beginners-S%C7%94cking/dp/B086VYGTQQ/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=anti+cavalry+dildo&qid=1607313976&sr=8-4
10-ft PVC pipe: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Charlotte-Pipe-3-4-in-x-10-ft-PVC-Schedule-40-Plain-End-DWV-Pipe-PVC-04007-0600/100348472
duct tape: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Duck-Pro-1-88-in-x-60-yds-Silver-All-Purpose-Duct-Tape-242760/309334754?
DIY for about $30. Obviously don't actually buy from the Amazon link; support your local mom&pop sex shop.
individually encrypting every frame of your camera with PGP in real time and having your partner decode the emails on-the-fly
Wtf kind of cam sex have you been having?? For me it's only been awkward and a much worse substitute for porn, much less actual sex
Aaaah! That sounds kinda fun actually. Might have to find out how kik works.
oh just a lot of mutual masturbation stuff. when you get really in that super horny headspace? like, if you're good at foreplay, you already have all the skills to be good at cam sex. same as how irl sex is awkward and goofy at first
For me personally, there was a time I did long distance with a guy, and we would watch movies together split screening with our webcams, and sometimes I'd take my clothes off and play with myself and just sort of watch his reaction. It's be like a game to see how much I could distract him, and maybe he'd start getting himself off to it which was always super hot. Idk, I think if you can get a really good dynamic going where it's sort of casual but still sexy it can be great. Might just be down to individual tastes.
I say have hope. Get fit meanwhile and read a bunch of theory so you can be interesting on dates. At least this is what I'm trying to do. Use this time to build yourself. If and when covid passes then you will be ready to radicalize who ever you meet. Good luck.
Idk maybe they will find a fun way to shut you up, at least that's what I'm hoping will happen to me.
No joke, that sort of describes my last relationship lol. It was a long term fwb thing, sex was amazing but not a lot of romantic chemistry. I could get away with a certain amount of political/philosophical raving each time we hung out, and she really seemed to start coming around by the time life took us different directions.
What I'm trying to say is being a bad date is praxis comrade.
What I meant is reading theory is like those glasses in they live. You start seeing things from a new perspective that can make even mundane things interesting. On the other hand it can start to ruin some things that were fun. Didn't mean it like looking for a long legged socialist way. Besides even if it didn't go anywhere you read theory anyway.
I got off tinder when Covid started getting bad. And it's been bad in my area for a while, only getting worse. I definitely miss it, but I think it's been the right call.
